Coming off an embarassing foul up while taking the Presidential Oath, the President made his first commercial endorsement for the OathMaster 2000
which electronically renews his oath of office every 72 hours.
"In this time, in this moment I covered my ass, thanks Ronco" the President told the country.
The product works through phone lines "Press 1 if you do solemnly swear" or on a computer as an automatic "refresh" to the oath.
A spokesman for the Company was enthusiastic.
"We can't wait till 2012 till we have a shot at a another sale"
Friday, January 23, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Last Minute Inauguration Recipes including "Yes We Clams"
Cheney Back Ribs and Much much more.
http://media.libsyn.com/media/spentcattle/inauguration_recipes_MP3.mp3
http://media.libsyn.com/media/spentcattle/inauguration_recipes_MP3.mp3
Half Ton Palooza
What happens when you watch back to back "Half Ton Teen, Half Ton Mom, Half Ton Dad"
http://media.libsyn.com/media/spentcattle/half_ton_MP3.mp3
http://media.libsyn.com/media/spentcattle/half_ton_MP3.mp3
Ronco Presents "Great Thinkers of All Time"
Fat Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, DesGroceryCartes, plus Neitzsche for children.
http://media.libsyn.com/media/spentcattle/ronco_presents_great_thinkers_MP3.mp3
http://media.libsyn.com/media/spentcattle/ronco_presents_great_thinkers_MP3.mp3
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