Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Republicans Claim Scientific Proof Democratic Tears of Joy Last Night Were Elitist Tears

After electing the first black american to office and revitalizing their hopes Democrats and millions of people cried for hours last night
Republicans got a hold of those tears and have had them scientifically analyzed. They claim their composition yielded the following results:
20% Jamba juice
20% Harvard law review
20% Ionized Purified Belgian Spring water
20% The Amalgamated 1005 Elitist Union Refrigerator magnets
20% Yes We Can Oil of Cloves

1 comment:

Susan said...

this is hysterical. I read this every day and find it much funnier than the daily Onion.