An interoffice memo of the McCain campaign reveals that their first choice for a Vice Presidential running mate was God. But during the vetting process McCain aides "came across some questionable geological practices during the Mesozoic era."
Further scrutiny revealed "some liberal leaning on the Creationism issue'
and the Lord questioning Genghis Kahn pro life stance despite his raping and looting.
We were excited about the possibility of putting God directly on the ticket but we're scared it might distract from some of the issues, therefore we choose a mooseburger eating, gun toting, snowmobile queen as a God surrogate.