Thursday, September 25, 2008

Hank Paulson to Appear on Wheaties Box

Hank Paulson, the chief architect of the Federal Bailout Program will be honored by appearing on an upcoming Wheaties box. The box will contain two coupons that can be redeemed for equity ownership in major banks.
"We want to make it quite clear that we are not including the milk in this deal" said a beaming Mr. Paulson