Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Blagojevich Rewrites "Fucking Golden" Rule

The governor/philosopher Ron Blagojevich has put out a timely pamphlet "Try to Sell Onto Others as Others Try to Sell You What's Rightfully Yours"
The Governor interrupted his busy schedule to go out and film a Public Service Announcement "Let go of My Blago" the interaction of waffles and sexual molestation in prison.

Blagojevich Offered Senate Seat on Ebay

Going by the alias of seller "blagdollarovich" the governor was hoping to get a multi-million dollar bid by an ambitious rich person. The bidding got up to three hundred thousand by "corruptdude" and "sleezywheezy" before ebay yanked the auction.