One of the new bank bailout plans being considered by the Obama administration includes converting the banks to iron and shaping them like a giant pig.
The Obama official elaborated on the beauty of the plan:
"How much credit derivative exposure could a giant iron pig have?
If foreign banks decide to pull their money out of the U.S the giant iron pig might show up on their doorstep in which FDIC and treasury officials might hide and run amok when unnoticed.
Plus there would be no muslim money laundering in a trife shaped institution.
And If the banks fail we could melt down the iron which might be able to cover the worth of the deposits."