Sunday, November 9, 2008

Bin Laden's Son To Star in New Reality Show "So You Think You can Live Here'

After being denied entry into Egypt, the third country to reject the so called "Ambassador of Peace" Omar Osama bin Laden held a press conference to announce he has signed a contract with the makers of "Survivor" to star in a new show "So You Think You can Live Here" in which the controversial figure seeks asylum in countries around the world by performing special dance moves native to that country.
Each week the leaders of major nations will have to decide whether to vote him off the planet or let him live in their country for one week until the next show airs. The Bush Administration has already circulated a memo warning officials not to fall for his macarana moves however adorable they may be.