Thursday, May 27, 2010

Best Ways to Plug the Oil Spill

Have Paul Bunyan take Viagra and plug it with his four hour erection.

Make it a team project for Sharon Osbourne and Barbara Streisand in “Oil Spill Apprentice “

Dump a million nascar beer koozies in there.

Have one of the well enhanced women from a Go Daddy commercial reach down to pick up a gold medallion off the ocean floor

Tell Kanye West that Taylor Swift is getting a MTV award at the site of the spill and he will show up and all his bling will plug the hole.

Convince Studio executives to do a film about teenage oil sucking vampires.

Let BP executives explain the oil leak is not as bad if viewed with 3D glasses