Speaking at a press conference Palin went on to elaborate
"We are looking at all kinds of book deals including Highlights magazine
where the kids could hear my inspirational story, dress Sarah Palin and try and find their way out of a maze all at the same time."
Also reportedly on the table we are lucrative flip picture book offers where Sarah guts a moose, blows up an abortion clinic and drills in her friends backyards, all the while winking.
She denied rumors of writing a scathing look at Obama entitled "Some of My Best Friends Are Terrorists."