Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Paulson Discovers He Can Fold Over The Tarp and Double the Bailout

In a startling revelation Treasury Secretary Paulson awoke in the middle of the night and realized by folding over the TARP he could double the bailout package plus carry leaves at the same time.
After some warm milk Mr. Paulson, in desperate search for paper, scribbled an idea on the back of an Egg Beater's carton. "If I gave the people plastic ponchos maybe that would stimulate consumer spending"