Todd Palin, the husband of Sarah Palin, who was arrested for a DUI in 1986 said he will market his own special wine "RedNecktar" if his wife wins in November.
"If it worked for Billy Carter with Billy Beer so I can do it too. Nobody can take it away from me unless I'm driving"
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
McCain reveals first choice for VP was God but the Lord Didn't survive vetting Process
An interoffice memo of the McCain campaign reveals that their first choice for a Vice Presidential running mate was God. But during the vetting process McCain aides "came across some questionable geological practices during the Mesozoic era."
Further scrutiny revealed "some liberal leaning on the Creationism issue'
and the Lord questioning Genghis Kahn pro life stance despite his raping and looting.
We were excited about the possibility of putting God directly on the ticket but we're scared it might distract from some of the issues, therefore we choose a mooseburger eating, gun toting, snowmobile queen as a God surrogate.
Further scrutiny revealed "some liberal leaning on the Creationism issue'
and the Lord questioning Genghis Kahn pro life stance despite his raping and looting.
We were excited about the possibility of putting God directly on the ticket but we're scared it might distract from some of the issues, therefore we choose a mooseburger eating, gun toting, snowmobile queen as a God surrogate.
Palin now describes herself as "Tonsil Hockey" Mom
Given the latest disclosure about her daughters pregnancy and promuscuity Sarah Palin is calling herself a "Tonsil Hockey mom" instead of a plain old "Hockey mom"
Palin Claims Daughters Child Immaculate Conception
Sarah Palin claims her daughter never had sex but was visited by the son of God during her "American History" class.
"We were studying the U.S constitution and I felt something funny" said the daughter.
"We were studying the U.S constitution and I felt something funny" said the daughter.
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