The handbasket in which the world is going to Hell in received a final bid of $2.98 recently on ebay. There were hopes it would fetch several billion dollars which could have been used to prevent the world from going to Hell. This only further exacerbates the current despair
The lovely wicker display was bought by an eighty year old woman in South Dakota who said she would put it on her mantle right next to a collection she recently purchased of all the world's pots to piss in.
She likes to tell all her neighbors you may not have a pot to piss in but I do.