Thursday, December 11, 2008

Illinois To Change State Seal to Eagle Behind Bars

With three of the last six governors imprisoned on corruption charges the State of Illinois has decided to place prison bars in front of the bald eage that graces the official State Seal.
The state is also considering putting a key in the eagles mouth which it could drop to the incarcerated officials as a symbol of freedom.
There are also plans to change its license plate slogan from "Land of Lincoln" to "Live Free or Behind Bars Whichever Comes First."