Sunday, November 2, 2008

Obama Once the Devil But Redistributed His Horns

Reaching for whatever these days the McCain camp claims Obama was once the devil but did in fact redistribute his horns to less fortunate devils.
Said one McCain spokesman "Millions of Americans share the Satanic dream of ruling darkness with modest projections from their head and Senator Obama wants to ruin this."

McCain Camp Claims Obama the Illegitimate Son of Joe and Eugene McCarthy

As part of its 'anything goes' strategy, the McCain camp now claims Obama's gay Fathers were in fact Joe McCarthy, the man who made a living bringing down alleged communists and Eugene McCarthy, the former ultra liberal who ran for President.
The McCain aide went on to elaborate "Any affiliation with Joe McCarthy even as his son makes me believe the child was under suspicion for questionable unpatriotic activities. The fact one of his gay fathers was an ultra liberal I believe says it all."