Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Republicans to Shoot Down Balloons at End of Convention

Thinking it may galvanize the NRA base the Republicans have decided to issue assault rifles to all their delegates and shoot down the red,white and blue balloons released at the end of the convention.
"There will be coupons inside the balloons for special prizes like a kevlar bible or a mooseburger shake" said one delegate spokesman.


Heidy-Ho said...

This guy's writing is brilliant, not to mention damn funny and unique!

Mia Vitale said...

now that's funny as hell. one could almost picture charleton heston there....rifle held high.