Thursday, November 20, 2008

Brokerage Companies To Make 401 K Statements Out of Smelling Salts

So now when you look at the statement and pass out your loved ones can run the statement beneath your nose to revive you.
Other possibilities being looked at by investment firms include a free 401 K defibrillator when your account falls below a certain value to shock you back into poverty; as well as the option of the firm to change your 401 K to a KKK statement to so enrage you, you focus on the racism and forget about your depressing finances.

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