Friday, November 7, 2008

Hobo Futures Soar After Unemployment Report

After this mornings dismal November Unemployment Report
the hobo futures trading floor "is frenetic, limit up" according to Sid "Find Me a Home" Stein. Mr. Stein continued "I took everything I had (which was nothing) and bet that the value of the homeless would increase or decrease depending on your perspective. This leaves me where I began homeless."
added Mr. Stein before leaving the trading floor to hop the 8:08 Freight Train to Kankakee.

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