Friday, January 23, 2009

Obama Endorses "Ronco OathMaster 2000"

Coming off an embarassing foul up while taking the Presidential Oath, the President made his first commercial endorsement for the OathMaster 2000
which electronically renews his oath of office every 72 hours.
"In this time, in this moment I covered my ass, thanks Ronco" the President told the country.
The product works through phone lines "Press 1 if you do solemnly swear" or on a computer as an automatic "refresh" to the oath.
A spokesman for the Company was enthusiastic.
"We can't wait till 2012 till we have a shot at a another sale"

1 comment:

Enemy of the Republic said...

Is this available to the public? This way any of us can grow up to become president.