Ice Road Truckers
Get some goddamn salt already.
Tim Gunn is to Gay as Rodney King is to Fuck Up.
The X Factor
American The Voice Idol Got Talent. Hello!
Needs to modernize to reflect the times "Horny Bankrupt HasBeens"
"M-I-C-K-E-Y we found traces of ear hair in the bloody tub M-O-U-S-E Cincinnati"
Confessions of an Animal Hoarder
Animal excrement as eco flooring. I should have thought of that.
Dog The Bounty Hunter
What no K-Mart line of fashion designed by the wife?
In desperate Ipod Shuffle mode of every winner and loser there ever was.
The Biggest Loser
Where is "The Biggest Gainer" featuring insecure anorexics gaining a quarter ounce.
Scott Baio's agent pleads with him to become an addict to jump start his career.
Any Housewives of Any City
Where is "Ya hey dere bitches of Fargo"