Monday, December 1, 2008

Bush Trampled to Death in Race to Leave White House

After hearing all the upcoming after Xmas bargains and lucrative consulting contracts, the White House staff accidentally trampled the 43rd President to death.
“They had a Samsung 52 inch plasma for under $1500. When you shoot a guys face off it looks like you are there actually shooting a guys face off “ said an excited Cheney.
"I heard I could get $100,000 an appearance and I don’t know what came over me. I just couldn’t get out of there fast enough” said a stunned Condoleeza Rice.
Due to tough economic times The President will be laid to rest in Costco coffin.

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