Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Disney to Offer "Pirates off The African Coast" Cruises

In the if you can beat em join em school of vacation packages, The Disney company has announced a series of new cruises where actual pirates hijack the cruise boat, hold you captive and terrorize you for the entire one week cruise.
You have a choice of different terror packages including “late night dinner seating with machete held to your neck”
Or “High Seas Musical 4” in which Somali 8 year olds with machine guns get you to dance.
The cost of the cruise does not include any additional ransom charges.

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