Critical'ectomies

The Democrats today all agreed to critical’ectomies.
The operation which involves removing the part of the brain that thinks, might be covered under a future universal health plan. In the spirit of a reversible vasectomy the Democrats reserve the right to reverse the operation and reanimate the critical portions of the brain if they cant come to a bipartisan agreement to cover the plan under universal health care.
Howard Dean was quoted “In this country You can be anyone you want to be. This country is built on hopes and dreams(plagiristically close to Jefferson Starship's "They built this city on rock n roll") Here a nobody can become a somebody.”
Needless to say Mr. Dean has already had the procedure. Later Howard Dean was seen munching on designer lettuce and doing awkward white guy dance moves to the Bill Clinton victory song “Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow”